Shake Hands

Being a 27 almost 28 years old girl is ridiculous. People assume you're not grown-up enough to be a woman, while others might think you're already a lady with pain in the ass.

Some ask me, "Where's your boyfriend?"  I answered with a new question, "Seriously,  at this age we still need a boyfriend? Lemme answer, I prefer to fuck my self up,"

That's, certainly rude for some ears. Others just laughed on my words. They think I can pick humor out of my miserable life, which they can't. Probably they are too busy comparing their lives each others, well that doesn't make any changes

Another funny thing is, I can't analyze how, when you're needy for example, marriage, the Internet becomes supportive. Maybe it's a matter of binary calculation or only a coincidence. I watch a comedy about marriage once, comes more suggestions.

I answered a phone call from my lecturer back in the university, his first question after "Where are you" is "where is your husband?" what the gsowibsvdoqo|\}£§\< I replied, "I'm still looking for him too" my lecturer fell to very loud laughter. Yeah, I'm so funny. I can start my own comedy channel.

The humorous part also comes from men around. Like thinking I'm needy enough to do one night stand then won't matter if they wouldn't call again. The truth is, my genital is a way more important that theirs. I love my vagina. Don't wanna let it to serve bastards. When it's time to eat dicks, I'd be so picky.

My father, may the force be with him, always look at my feminine parts as,  call it assets for future, like i'm still an 18 years old teenager who doesn't give a fuck about marriage this time. Yeap, he's 50% correct, I don't really give a fuck about it.

For international readers, this writing is funny or normal. But, lemme tell you, many of Indonesians will swear and name me after animals or simple a whore bcos I write honestly.

This is the truth, i'm surrounded by hypocrites. So are you. Shake hands.